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there's a story in explanation to all these empty beers

okay, so there are two separate parts to the story, the first of which involving the empty cans of beer. fuckkk it sucks! i prefer budweiser anywayyy but... what the hell. beer is beer, drunk is drunk. besides, i was drinking mickeys. anyway... so i was camping out at El Capitan with some friends of mine. friends being steven, grant, jack, mark, josh, kayla, and vanessa. 'yep. josh and kayla were in a tent the whole time 'cause they're going out, y'know... so anyway. we had just arrived, we got the fire started, and then we cracked open some beers (or they did, i was drinking a tall can of Mickeys, as was Vanessa). i was sitting there playing my guitar listening to all the chatter around me, occasionally throwing in my personal opinion as an asshole. anyway, rangers came. they wanted to see reservation cards for the spot, AND ID's for the beer. we could have had our parents called and tickets written, but they were nice officers andddddd... we had to dump ALL the beer. it was a 30 pack!!! of coors light but still! the mickeys was gone, too. at least we still had our cigarettes. they were soon gone, too, from excessive smoking between me, steven, and vanessa (the only smokers... we're all trying to quit but it's hard when you're at a cold ass beach sitting at a fire)

so i continued strumming the guitar, you know, it was probably about 2 A.M. getting cold. i went and layed down on the bench (the tents were all full so i offered to sleep outside, out of the kindness of my heart). now let me tell you something about guys. when we like a girl, we get competitive if someone else likes them. me and steven both kinda dig vanessa here. so we had made a little pact to eachother. we can both go for her, but you can't use lies or secrets to fuck up the others reputation to get her. it may seem like we were using her for a game but that's not how it was. we both like her. anyway... so it was 2 A.M. and i was under a blanket with Vanessa. she didn't seem to be totally feeling it. i mean she was a little bit, but not enough to where i could swoop in for a hold. so i gave steven a try. "steven, you can have the blanket if you're cold, i can just stand by the fire." we traded. boom, i went to sleep on the bench. woke up at 5:30 AM, look over the table, they're holding eachother facing the fire. i got up and stood on the other side. steven looked up, i gave him the good ol' thumbs up and mouthed "congradulations". by the way, we were pissed at Jack, because he was totally trying to get in on Vanessa. it was so wrong. haha he just came in and started putting his arm around her. she was soooo not into jack. yeah.... he tried and failed, horribly. and to top it all off, when he stood up to go to sleep, you could hear a loud "RIIIIIPPP" coming from his ass. ohhhh he farted so loud, i swore he put out a few embers on the fire. yeah, so that fucked him over. me? i think if i was more forward, i could have gotten with her, but... i'm not forward or open. i'm pretty quiet. so steven won the girl. hey, that's cool, i'm happy for him, he's gonna have a nice girlfriend WHO SMOKES and is hot. amazing. well... i'm outta here.

Tags: beer, camping, fire, working